Stolen from
BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (iced tea doesn't count, right?XD)
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (used to)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[•] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (have an emo friend
)
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. (We mostly call it football in our country but blame them American kiddy shows)
Total = 1/9
AUSTRALIAN
[•]You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. (remove the backyard part then yeah
has no backyard)
[•] You know a barbie is not a doll. (barbecue!)
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ]You are tanned. (IM YELLOW YO)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[•] You have an Australian something. (have this magnet souvenir thing at home
even if we never went to Australia)
Total = 3/10
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (how am I supposed to know?)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (not sure if I actually ate a "real" meatball)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[•] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian
[•] You are under 5'10''
[•] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world.
[◌] u talk with your hands. (sometimes)
Total = 3.5/10
SPANISH
[◌] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[•] You speak Spanish or some. (lots of Filipinos speak some Spanish)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[•] You know what a Puta is. (both in Spanish AND Filipino)
[•] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3.5/9
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[◌] You love listening to techno.
Total = 0.5/9
POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
yo mah Special MOFOs, shoutout fo ya![ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup. (I'm a 1999ner... I was only 3 that time.)
Total = 0/7
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[•] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ]You have a family member from Ireland....
[ ] You have/had blonde hair
[ ] You have/had freckles
Total = 1/9
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[•]You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 1/8
ASIAN
[•]You have slanty/small eyes.
[•] You like rice a lot.
[•] You are good at math.
[◌] You have played the piano. (played but not educated
)
[•] You have family from Asia. (I LIVE in Asia)
[•] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[•] Most people think you're Chinese. (I AM Chinese)
[•] You call hurricanes typhoons. (Because they ARE typhoons)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Never been out of the continent and too young for university)
Total = 7.5/9
Is really Asian
GERMAN
[•] You like bread.
[•] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[•] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 3/7
CANADIAN
[ ]You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ]You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[•] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 1/8
FRENCH
[•] You like French toast. (And waffles and pancakesXD)
[•] You love wine. (tasted a drop once. DELICIOUS.)
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion
[ ] You have been to France. (never been out of the continent
)
[•] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Catholic
)
Total = 3/7
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners. (ADMIRE them. A LOT)
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[•] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (I love reading D
[◌] You shop at Wal-Mart. (sometimes)
Total = 1.5/9
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You like/hate the rain.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[•] Fish is a huge part of your diet. (Too delicious yo)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[•] You know how to fish and have fished before. (once when I was like 5)
Total = 2/8
FILIPINO (I made this one for fun
)
[•] You like to eat street food even if you know it's unhealthy.
[•] You can't take a bath without the tabo.
[•] Whether you're religious or not, you feel offended when someone says something offensive against your god.
[•] You have thought of working abroad at least once.
[•] And one of the countries was America.
[•] You like American and Chinese cuisine.
[•] You admire foreigners a lot.
[•] Especially Americans.
[•] When you see a white foreigner, your first reaction is, "American!" even if they aren't.
*[•] If your native language isn't English, you are good at it and you're good at copying an American accent.
Total = 10/10 Naw really, they're true
That was fun. Feel free to steal from me if you want.
especially the Filipino part